“urban parsha”. it’s just like regular torah. but ghetto.
and so G said: “imma tell y’all straight up right now: y’all can do the damn thing and we be cool or y’all can drop ship and we got beef. when y’all get up in the club, it’s on with them next g haters. let em know we up in this ish. smoke them fools and they fake a$$ g’s. i run israel…don’t be tryna swith up my flow, ya heard me? my verses be tight already, i don’t need yall messing with my bars. now if some next cat comes along tryna kick knowledge that i aint never co-signed on, then that cat is tryna clown y’all cuz he don’t run with me. don’t let him gas you up with some walking across water ish…when you up in my crib, break me off with some of that paper, cuz y’all need a reminder that I run this ish. i get money. now y’all better come through and holler at me at me in club. you know how we get crunk on the trifecta.
[good lord i think i felt brain cells die writing that. and this is how some people speak? for real? cmon now, didnt what you just read seem even vaguely ridiculous? well thats how you sound. lets get it together black ppl. acting black is acting black. acting ghetto is just acting stupid…
…as for “urban parsha“…hey, when something is really, truly, internally yours? you can have a lot of fun with it. shabbat shalom.]
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